Since we do STILL have an election coming up, I propose we consider our furry friends as examples of true leadership, as told in this silly children’s story that no one wants to publish but me haha

If a pug were president it would still wag its tail, it would also eat dog food and poop in the yard.

If a pug were president it would have to dress nice, but it would also bark and drool and lick its paws.

If a pug were president it would still chew on toys, it would also play with friends and run around to find more.

If a pug were president all puppies would find homes, every kid would be cared for and all cats would have milk.

If a pug were president there’d be belly rubs for all, everyone would get puppy kisses and time to run through the fields.

If a pug were president there would be more smiles, and EVERYONE would come together after chasing their tails.

Have fun everyone! (Now go pet a pug, or a kitten, or a lizard or something)