Happy Halloween (I hate garden gnomes)

My husband has been growing his beard for over 3 years now. (It’s a political thing and driving him nuts) So when I asked what he wanted to be for Halloween he said: I can’t; I heave a beard.

Lame.

He wanted to be Abraham Lincoln, but he also has a mustache, and Lincoln didn’t have a mustache. He hates pirates and doesn’t want to be a Viking since they are PLAYED OUT. So I started listing ideas and randomly said garden gnome in between all the costumes I’d love to pair with. I don’t know how. Or why. I was just grasping at straws like a kid begging for candy who ends up with smarties. UGH.

And… knowing that I HATE garden gnomes, he chose that. Because #Love. haha

So here I am. On Halloween. With my big ears, my pointy hat, and a beard. Because if he’s gonna tease me, then I’m gonna tease him right back.

Happy Halloween!

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