Look, I don’t care how desperate a person is, all teachers should know it’s not okay to rub their genitalia on students. That should be like… IDK… rule #1 in the urban handbook for stupid educators.
Also, being a 39 year old teacher drinking alcohol from a Styrofoam cup at the prom does not make you cool. Neither does trying to get teenage boys drunk so they might be willing to do you. #Gross