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Area’s Longest Overdue Book Returned to Library After 30 Years

Posted on November 16, 2023 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

Talk about a slow read! I know I’ve lost books before but this takes the cake.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Get Commemorative Manhole Cover for 40th Anniversary

Posted on November 9, 2023November 9, 2023 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

“April O’Neil was not covering the event, as she was busy reporting in New York.” (This line was cut from… Read more Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Get Commemorative Manhole Cover for 40th Anniversary

Blobfish birthday?!

Posted on September 18, 2023September 18, 2023 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

I was considered a weird kid because I wasn’t afraid of spiders, snakes, and bugs. I’ve always loved all creatures… Read more Blobfish birthday?!

Man Pulled Over for Letting Bull Ride Shotgun

Posted on August 31, 2023August 31, 2023 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

I live for stories like this. It’s hilarious. But honestly, that cow looks super happy. What kind of American would… Read more Man Pulled Over for Letting Bull Ride Shotgun

‘Harley Quinn’ Voice Actress, Arleen Sorkin, Passes Away at Age 67

Posted on August 28, 2023 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

There is no Harley Quinn but Arleen Sorkin. Without her the character would never have been so highly adopted and… Read more ‘Harley Quinn’ Voice Actress, Arleen Sorkin, Passes Away at Age 67

Terry Crews Reprises ‘Idiocracy’ Role in (HILARIOUS) Colon Cancer Prevention Video

Posted on July 25, 2023 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

I love finding good news. Funny news is even better!

His name is NOT CARL! (And there will be no Gary)

Posted on November 3, 2022November 3, 2022 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

I’m 6 months pregnant and pretty sure we’re having a boy. Just a hunch, but still.. this has left our… Read more His name is NOT CARL! (And there will be no Gary)

Happy Halloween

Posted on October 31, 2022 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

And a blessed Samhain

Because I’m Feeling Sassy Today

Posted on September 2, 2022September 2, 2022 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

I don’t even need to comment on the state of our “leadership” The memes lay it out pretty perfectly But… Read more Because I’m Feeling Sassy Today

Keith Olbermann Accuses Homeschool Moms Of Ruining Their Kids’ Lives

Posted on May 10, 2022 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

https://go2tutors.com/keith-olbermann-on-homeschool-moms/ Apparently some childless sportscaster thinks he’s an authority on homeschooling because he decided to try and be political commentator… Read more Keith Olbermann Accuses Homeschool Moms Of Ruining Their Kids’ Lives

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