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Why did the turtle cross the road?

Posted on June 11, 2025June 11, 2025 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

To remind us all to slow down.

Homeschool writing opportunity

Posted on March 11, 2025March 11, 2025 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

https://thepepperpaper.wordpress.com/submissions/ The Pepper Paper is once again seeking submissions from homeschooled students in the United States ages 10-18. This will… Read more Homeschool writing opportunity

Your January read is coming

Posted on December 18, 2024December 19, 2024 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

The Bad Day Book’s Parenting Edition is almost here! This hilarious collection features my story “Locked In the Bedroom” and… Read more Your January read is coming

Witty Comebacks For Those Rude Questions You Get Asked At Parties

Posted on December 20, 2021December 20, 2021 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

https://www.eviemagazine.com/post/witty-comebacks-for-those-rude-questions-you-get-asked-at-parties I love writing these kinds of pieces. It’s fun to joke around and work on one-liners. Plus they might… Read more Witty Comebacks For Those Rude Questions You Get Asked At Parties

10 Better Responses Than Just Saying “I’m Fine”

Posted on November 10, 2021 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

https://www.eviemagazine.com/post/10-better-responses-than-just-saying-im-fine Need a laugh? I’ve been working on my comedy writing. It’s super difficult to make people laugh at a… Read more 10 Better Responses Than Just Saying “I’m Fine”

Celebrate Thanksgiving (Song)

Posted on November 26, 2020November 26, 2020 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

The Censorship

Posted on November 13, 2020November 13, 2020 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

Kindness matters, but so does respect. I don’t know why I have to add that, but it seems necessary. In… Read more The Censorship

It’s that time of year again

Posted on September 11, 2020September 11, 2020 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

Those who actually care will be recounting where they were on 9-11. (I was in drama class my senior year… Read more It’s that time of year again

Yes, I committed Twittercide

Posted on August 10, 2020August 10, 2020 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

How many readers actually buy books because they found them on Twitter? I’m about to find out. When I first… Read more Yes, I committed Twittercide

Feeling cute. Might write about aliens later.

Posted on January 17, 2020 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

The subconscious is an artist’s best friend. Dreams and nightmares are so much more than night thoughts. They inspire our… Read more Feeling cute. Might write about aliens later.

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