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Witty Comebacks For Those Rude Questions You Get Asked At Parties

Posted on December 20, 2021December 20, 2021 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

https://www.eviemagazine.com/post/witty-comebacks-for-those-rude-questions-you-get-asked-at-parties I love writing these kinds of pieces. It’s fun to joke around and work on one-liners. Plus they might… Read more Witty Comebacks For Those Rude Questions You Get Asked At Parties

10 Better Responses Than Just Saying “I’m Fine”

Posted on November 10, 2021 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

https://www.eviemagazine.com/post/10-better-responses-than-just-saying-im-fine Need a laugh? I’ve been working on my comedy writing. It’s super difficult to make people laugh at a… Read more 10 Better Responses Than Just Saying “I’m Fine”

Celebrate Thanksgiving (Song)

Posted on November 26, 2020November 26, 2020 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

The Censorship

Posted on November 13, 2020November 13, 2020 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

Kindness matters, but so does respect. I don’t know why I have to add that, but it seems necessary. In… Read more The Censorship

It’s that time of year again

Posted on September 11, 2020September 11, 2020 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

Those who actually care will be recounting where they were on 9-11. (I was in drama class my senior year… Read more It’s that time of year again

Yes, I committed Twittercide

Posted on August 10, 2020August 10, 2020 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

How many readers actually buy books because they found them on Twitter? I’m about to find out. When I first… Read more Yes, I committed Twittercide

Feeling cute. Might write about aliens later.

Posted on January 17, 2020 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

The subconscious is an artist’s best friend. Dreams and nightmares are so much more than night thoughts. They inspire our… Read more Feeling cute. Might write about aliens later.

What Pauly Shore Taught Me

Posted on March 11, 2019March 14, 2019 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

I’m one lucky lady. I’ve got a pretty cool writing career, awesome weirdos for kids, and the most adorably entertaining… Read more What Pauly Shore Taught Me

Let’s Talk (for REAL)

Posted on March 23, 2018March 23, 2018 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

I learned a long time ago that there is only so much you can control. As much as I want… Read more Let’s Talk (for REAL)

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