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Cake news! Yes I got to report on cake news today and it’s hilarious

Posted on December 12, 2023 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

I’m not a doomsday person. I love life. I see hope in everything. So naturally I love reporting on fluffy… Read more Cake news! Yes I got to report on cake news today and it’s hilarious

Happy Halloween all you sillies!

Posted on October 31, 2023 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

Have fun. Celebrate. Life is great. And it doesn’t last forever. Remember the dead and make fun of death just… Read more Happy Halloween all you sillies!

Bret Michaels Adopts Rescue Dog Named Bret Michaels

Posted on October 24, 2023 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

I specifically pitched this story because I wanted to write that headline haha Plus, you gotta love good news with… Read more Bret Michaels Adopts Rescue Dog Named Bret Michaels

Man Pulled Over for Letting Bull Ride Shotgun

Posted on August 31, 2023August 31, 2023 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

I live for stories like this. It’s hilarious. But honestly, that cow looks super happy. What kind of American would… Read more Man Pulled Over for Letting Bull Ride Shotgun

Public School Assholes Assault Student with Downs Syndrome & Sexy Cat Mom is DONE with Wokeism

Posted on December 14, 2022 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

https://rumble.com/v20mw22-public-school-assholes-assault-student-with-downs-syndrome-and-sexy-cat-mom.html Parents need to stop raising assholes and schools need to bring back proper discipline. Meanwhile the WOKE agenda is… Read more Public School Assholes Assault Student with Downs Syndrome & Sexy Cat Mom is DONE with Wokeism

Twitter’s New Musk Scent

Posted on April 26, 2022 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

He did it. Since extreme leftists think that buying or creating your own social media is the answer to avoiding… Read more Twitter’s New Musk Scent

Sarcasm Has No Place In A Marriage

Posted on April 16, 2022 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

https://www.eviemagazine.com/post/sarcasm-has-no-place-in-a-marriage “Could this movie get any more basic? Basic, basic, basic. Everything everyone does is soooooooo basic. I mean, I need to… Read more Sarcasm Has No Place In A Marriage

More Writing Than Ever!

Posted on December 30, 2021December 16, 2021 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

This year I wrote and had more work published than in any year before. Not only that, but more than… Read more More Writing Than Ever!

Witty Comebacks For Those Rude Questions You Get Asked At Parties

Posted on December 20, 2021December 20, 2021 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

https://www.eviemagazine.com/post/witty-comebacks-for-those-rude-questions-you-get-asked-at-parties I love writing these kinds of pieces. It’s fun to joke around and work on one-liners. Plus they might… Read more Witty Comebacks For Those Rude Questions You Get Asked At Parties

How To Handle Covid Drama With Family This Holiday Season

Posted on November 22, 2021 by JessicaMarieBaumgartner

https://www.eviemagazine.com/post/how-to-handle-covid-drama-with-family-this-holiday-season I’ve heard people say, “she uses humor as a coping mechanism” as if that’s a BAD thing. I mean… Read more How To Handle Covid Drama With Family This Holiday Season

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